No one ever, in all of existance has been this cute!
She's not just cute though, she's a grade-A, straight up, badass!
Admirers accross the entire universe!
Cuteness Factor based on the normal 1-10 scale!
Years of experience being cute!!
Cute Award The only one that matters, being the cutest in the universe!
Proof
Pictures won't do her complete justice, but they do come close to demostrating her actual cuteness.
See, they know she's cute!
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
Sorry fellas, she's in love!
Don’t talk about my sister; don’t play with me about my sister. If you do, you’ll see another side of me.
Classy and fabulous.
I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone.
Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love and be loved for the rest of your life.
You love me and I believe it, because your eyes tell the truth.
Sisters make the best friends in the world!
Testimonials
Everyone knows she's the cutest...
It takes a lot to admit someone is cuter than you, however in Mary's case, it was easy, she's the cutest
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Actress
I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and say "I'm cute, but Mary Wooten is HELLA CUTER!"
Mila Kunis
Actress
I'm embarassed about how unattractive I am whenever I stand next to Mary... I mean I'll get over it, but damn she cute!
Rachel McAdams
Actress
I'm so jealous of Eric for being able to see Mary everyday, I shouldn't say this out loud, he'd hurt me...
Zac Efron
Actor
I'm not into women at all, but I'd totally fall in love and marry Mary Wooten, I just couldn't help it.
